The Funeral

I can’t leave my bed but I can’t sleep
I got no clean clothes and I can’t eat
And I smoke too much ‘til I can’t breath
I’m emotional, I’ll always be
And I hate myself, but that’s alright
And I love myself and that’s alright
And I tell myself that it’s alright
That I dream about the day I die

To my surprise there’s no one to blame
Nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame

I’ve been dancing at my funeral
Waitin’ for you to arrive
I was hoping you’d look beautiful
Dancin’ with tears in your eyes
But nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame

My hair fell out ‘cause I dyed it cheap
I want a real fake smile, but I hate my teeth
I wanna tell you that I love you, but I just can’t speak
I got a fucked up soul and an STD
And do you hate yourself? Well, that’s alright
Do you love yourself? Well, that’s alright
Do you tell yourself that it’s alright
To you dream about the day you die?

To my surprise, there’s no one to blame
Nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame

I’ve been dancing at my funeral
Waitin’ for you to arrive
I was hoping you’d look beautiful
Dancin’ with tears in your eyes
But nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame

Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

I wanna choose my love before I leave
I wanna make you come and scrape my neck
Want you to bite my tongue until I bleed
And you can put these fuckin’ words in a picture with me
We all hate ourselves, well, that’s alright
We all left ourselves, well, that’s alright
We all tell ourselves that it’s alright
To dream about the day we die

I’ve been dancing at my funeral
Waitin’ for you to arrive
I was hoping you’d look beautiful
Dancin’ with tears in your eyes
But nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame
Nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame, shame, shame